The United Socialist Republic of Hanita is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by President Alex McKenna with an iron fist, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, avant-garde cinema, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 2.703 billion Hanitans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of St Hanitl. The average income tax rate is 52.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Hanitan economy, worth 304 trillion Hanaitan Pounds a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 112,553 Hanaitan Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Small shoes often wash up on the beach, Hanitan-made cars tend to catch fire in people's driveways, a video of President Alex McKenna wearing shock-blue face paint and smashing an electric guitar in front of a frenzied crowd is on endless repeat on the nightly news, and God took rock and roll from you, took rock and roll from everyone. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hanita's national animal is the Hanita White Monkey, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Islam.

Hanita is ranked 237,148^th in the world and 4,667^th in The East Pacific for Safest, scoring 19.74 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.