The Federation of Hhava is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Big Boss with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 4.761 billion Hhavans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cahokia. The average income tax rate is 45.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Hhavan economy, worth 300 trillion GMPS a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 63,032 GMPS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Former stunt pilots are unable to pass the licence test to fly a drone, a mushroom a day keeps the sadness away, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates, and a shipwreck is everyone's fault but the captain's. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hhava's national animal is the Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Hhava is ranked 112,495^th in the world and 899^th in Europe for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 80.14 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.