The Certified Moron of Karcovshkie is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Minos Prime with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, unlimited-speed roads, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate population of 4.463 billion Certified Morons enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Detroit. The average income tax rate is 69.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient A Certified Moron economy, worth 694 trillion Coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 155,693 Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's youth would rather watch paint dry than the news, only the richest get to see out of their windows, government ministers sport new billboards that read 'Will Trade Votes for Private Members' Bill Support', and unprotected royals have replaced their corgis with rottweilers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Karcovshkie's national animal is the Liberals, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Karcovshkie is ranked 17,653^rd in the world and 1^st in Trollistan for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,112.27 pounds of wildlife per square mile.