The Ambassador of Nequenia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Delegate Merlovich with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales and compulsory military service. The hard-working population of 1.322 billion TEPers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rillanon. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.9%.

The strong TEPer economy, worth 82.3 trillion Grapes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Basket Weaving, and Gambling. Average income is 62,265 Grapes, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.

Minorities play dumb to get more welfare payments, lawyers turn down litigation cases and corporate work in order to focus on lucrative public defence work, Delegate Merlovich has just been declared ruler of Nequenia in an international press conference, and East Pacificism has been named as Nequenia's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nequenia's national animal is the Duck, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities, and its national religion is East Pacificism.

Nequenia is ranked 180,164^th in the world and 140^th in Kantrias for Most Beautiful Environments, with 491.89 pounds of wildlife per square mile.