The Ankle Hater of New American Dictatorship is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Phobos with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 6.183 billion Legends have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Luthadel. The average income tax rate is 37.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Legendary economy, worth a remarkable 1,187 trillion Riddler Trophies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 192,074 Riddler Trophies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of New American Dictatorship's radio stations, new mothers can pay for their weekly grocery shop with a bottle of breast milk, children have lost interest in toy guns in favor of toy meth lab kits, and the military refers to helpless combatants offering surrender as "sitting ducks". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New American Dictatorship's national animal is the Evangelion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Absolute Solver.

New American Dictatorship is ranked 261,637^th in the world and 5,021^st in the South Pacific for Safest, scoring 15.5 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.