The Serene Kingdom of New Temecula is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Marco Diego Sol with an even hand, and notable for its digital currency, aversion to nipples, and daily referendums. The compassionate population of 2.581 billion New Temeculans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 'Exva Temeéku. The average income tax rate is 91.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New Temeculan economy, worth 410 trillion Garras a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 159,082 Garras, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Restaurant owners fear visits from government officials more than the actual food critics, flight attendants rip down curtains with revolutionary fervor, genetic screening weeds out citizens whose legs don't bend easily at the knee, and extreme political groups are outlawed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Temecula's national animal is the Ostrich, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

New Temecula is ranked 39,041^st in the world and 4^th in Greater Temecula for Most Corrupt Governments, with 55.33 kickbacks per hour.