The WGAP Nation of Polish-Carolinian Union is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Roy Cooper-Andrzej Duda with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 2.218 billion Polish-Carolinian Unionians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Warsaw-Raleigh. The average income tax rate is 15.0%.

The Polish-Carolinian Unionian economy, worth 142 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 64,107 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

Parents often leave their kids in the car while they attend mindfulness meditation sessions, politicians can't accept birthday presents from their own children, major internet servers have acquired citizenship, and country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Polish-Carolinian Union's national animal is the White-Tailed Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Polish-Carolinian Union is ranked 44,345^th in the world and 13^th in Imperial World Nations for Safest, scoring 104.57 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.