The Republic of Vampirics is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Crette Family with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 3.137 billion Vampiricsians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Orlok. The average income tax rate is 73.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Vampiricsian economy, worth 271 trillion Dollars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 86,467 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All beauty contests have been banned, liberals and conservatives try to disqualify each other's candidates on the grounds that "their ideas would never work in the real world", school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment, and paper and ink publications are subsidised by the government to keep them in the black. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vampirics's national animal is the Bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Vampirics is ranked 42,657^th in the world and 662^nd in the Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 168.96 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.