The East PacificBoard

"Increasing numbers of families find they have little time for their children, with both partners often working very long hours. A possible solution lies with Bigtopian immigrants who are clamouring to make money in Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich, and who would be happy to work as maids and nannies for well below the typical salary that Humanists would consider a living wage.

The Debate

“We will shop and serve and clean and cook,” pleads Bigtopian maid Naki, kneeling before you with head bowed. “We earn much more here than at home, even if you pay us half what local workers get. We don’t want any voting rights, we don’t want citizenship. Please, boss, let us work here.”"

Naki? Sounds... oddly close to... Neki!

Senile screech

Nekis! Nekis everywhere!

Starts ranting to staff in bunker

How? How could they have gained the power required to mimic Humanity!

A General speaks up

"My Sovereign, please calm down. It is only a foreigner with an odd name--"

Odd is the fact that you let this happen! I should've purged this administration like Zangane!

The rant slowly turns more German overtime

Brethren wrote:

Oh that sounds glorious. Is it in any way inspired by Jarnathan-or-however-his-name-is-spelled from the D&D movie?

maybe subconsciously! but i wanted to play an aarakocra for a while and politician seemed like a funny choice to pair with that (and of course i’d nail it)

also because irl politicians are called hawks and doves i made a literal dove

Hello easterners

The Zion State wrote:

Hello easterners

Hello Southerner!

Hello i changed my flag

Pakitsk wrote:

Shalom, manishma?

Nothing much :)

Aivintis wrote:

awesome, you get to yell at people for crashing into trees and asking too many questions WHILE taking bribes or smth idk.

you yelled at me, not the other way around

Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich wrote:

"Dear Sovereign Javad Nazeri is strangely popular with male politicians' wives."

I did say

Would the Humanist State establish diplomatic and commercial relations with the Republic of Atrocha?

"A recent broadsheet special on the children of other leaders in The East Pacific has brought attention to the lack of children in your own residence. Spying a public relations opportunity, some of your advisers have begun to suggest that you should consider having a kid or two."

Paziano wrote:

...

slay

AuthRight Authoritarianism wrote:

"A recent broadsheet special on the children of other leaders in The East Pacific has brought attention to the lack of children in your own residence. Spying a public relations opportunity, some of your advisers have begun to suggest that you should consider having a kid or two."

First you'll have to find a partner. Don't despair! Need help? REK is there!

And I know the perfect matchmaker for you.

The stage goes dark before a single light illuminates a small spot on the floor. A rose falls slowly, carried by a cold breeze. Once it reaches the floor, a saxophone sounds off somewhere. A snobby laugh echoes from behind the curtains. Despite the music and laughter, the sound of a mustache being twirled is still audible.

All of a sudden, the curtains swing open to reveal a man sliding down an eiffel tower prop. The walls are painted to resemble Paris. He reaches the ground, giggles, and tosses hundreds of roses from his hand to the audience -- who are all mimes. They make a clapping gesture and the Frenchman bows while the music dies down.

"Oui, oui! It is a pleasure to introduce myself tonight. I am Robespierre, the cupid of weary hearts! Not the chopper of heads! Non, my only desire is to see romance thrive like my beautiful culture!"