The Serene Kingdom of New Temecula is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Marco Diego Sol with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and aversion to nipples. The compassionate population of 2.639 billion New Temeculans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 'Exva Temeéku. The average income tax rate is 91.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New Temeculan economy, worth 421 trillion Garras a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 159,544 Garras, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is common to still see adults with training wheels on their bikes, top-shelf magazines feature risqué centrefold spreads of ladies' wrists, agriculture is heavily subsidized by the government, and picnickers are lucky if a few wasps are the only animals that trouble them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Temecula's national animal is the Ostrich, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

New Temecula is ranked 6,738^th in the world and 2^nd in Greater Temecula for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 490.42 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.