The Colony of Susibaking is a large, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 69 million Susibakingians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. The average income tax rate is 9.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Susibakingian economy, worth 4.26 trillion Gmod Bouncy Balls a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 61,712 Gmod Bouncy Balls, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Internet traffic has dropped to near zero, the death penalty has been reintroduced, Minge is one of the most popular forenames in Susibaking, and punitive tariffs protect local industry. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Susibaking's national animal is the Minge, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Susibaking is ranked 80,068^th in the world and 1^st in Shart for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 98.74 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.