The Federated Military Republic of El Facil is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Field Marshal Jusuchin with an even hand, and renowned for its aversion to nipples, public floggings, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 32.46 billion El Facilians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Healthcare, and Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fortress Iserlohn. The average income tax rate is 1.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient El Facilian economy, worth a remarkable 7,731 trillion Federal Credits a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 238,174 Federal Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is a proud sponsor of the National Gaming Association, the government prides itself on being smug and condescending to idiots, people talk about things being better when men were men, and the roar of the Niagara 3000 mega-loo can be heard several blocks away. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. El Facil's national animal is the Thorn Beast, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

El Facil is ranked 274,093^rd in the world and 3,479^th in the West Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 35.59 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.