The Armed Republic of Napalm and Flamethrowers is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The devout population of 1.788 billion Napalm and Flamethrowersians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kindling. The average income tax rate is 55.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Napalm and Flamethrowersian economy, worth 57.0 trillion Igniters a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Average income is 31,867 Igniters, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting, exceptionally talented workers are praised more than Revolutionary heroes, priests are being drafted by the church load, and Mr Happy's Funland has just been named Napalm and Flamethrowers's new capital. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Napalm and Flamethrowers's national animal is the Firefly, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Napalm and Flamethrowers is ranked 67,438^th in the world and 1,165^th in the West Pacific for Safest, scoring 96.29 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.