The Empire of the BB of BrightonBurg is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Kaiser Janos II with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, frequent executions, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 45.286 billion BrightonBurgians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greater Brightonburg City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient BrightonBurgian economy, worth an astonishing 23,683 trillion Silver Coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is a breathtaking 522,966 Silver Coins, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,111,858 per year while the poor average 86,438, a ratio of 24.4 to 1.

Theatre may or may not be changing for the better but it is being changed for good, the media have begun calling the government treasury "Kaiser Janos II's stash", orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents, and the nation is famous for having one of the world's largest Boar hunting institutions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. BrightonBurg's national animal is the Boar, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Holy Orange Catholic Church ⛪.

BrightonBurg is ranked 285,841^st in the world and 60^th in One big Island for Safest, scoring 2.15 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.