The Confederacy of Cajagi is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Cagi with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 17.016 billion Cajagians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chaosland. The average income tax rate is 97.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Cajagian economy, worth a remarkable 3,076 trillion Pounds a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 180,829 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions, Brancalandian is the primary spoken language at most major tech companies, only the richest get to see out of their windows, and stony-faced ratings board panelists are unamused by free lap dances. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cajagi's national animal is the dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Church of Chaos.

Cajagi is ranked 4,377^th in the world and 8^th in United Kingdom for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 2,918.18 on the Clooney Contribution Index.