The Kingdom of Conastaiitwith is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Prime Minister John with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, digital currency, and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic population of 1.879 billion Conastaiitwithians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sclessin. The average income tax rate is 45.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Conastaiitwithian economy, worth 234 trillion euros a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 124,629 euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Conastaiitwithian tourists are encouraged to hand out spare condoms to locals while on vacation, Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy, the military conducts 'training exercises' in prisons, and parents giddily refuse to pay their toddlers' medical bills. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Conastaiitwith's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Conastaiitwith is ranked 15,595^th in the world and 416^th in The East Pacific for Safest, scoring 116.3 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.