The Kingdom of Conastaiitwith is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Minister John with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 1.886 billion Conastaiitwithians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sclessin. The average income tax rate is 47.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Conastaiitwithian economy, worth 234 trillion euros a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 124,337 euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Throwing a sickie is a serious crime, the intelligence community is playing 4-D chess with an imaginary spy network, school uniforms are compulsory, and the military has forsaken terrestrial warfare. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Conastaiitwith's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Conastaiitwith is ranked 284,175^th in the world and 4,964^th in The East Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.59 kickbacks per hour.