The Cowa Bunga people of Demonicarnation is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by GoatHead with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, compulsory military service, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 4.018 billion Weirdos are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pentagram. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 56.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Weirdo economy, worth 508 trillion Sacrifices a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 126,560 Sacrifices, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

Guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites, dubiously qualified Skandilundian barristers keep referring to laws as 'government guidelines', Brasilistanis face layers of paperwork in a different language just to visit a doctor, and adult magazines are having a sales resurgence as internet anonymity disappears. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Demonicarnation's national animal is the Sacrificial Lamb, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Edgism.

Demonicarnation is ranked 268,698^th in the world and 374^th in United Kingdom for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -9.49 on the Clooney Contribution Index.