The Kingdom of Eshallia is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its stringent health and safety legislation. The devout population of 293 million Eshallis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Healthcare, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 23.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Eshallian economy, worth 8.60 trillion The Dogars a year, is led by the Cheese Exports industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Pizza Delivery, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 29,349 The Dogars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's soldiers often believe they're in the Air Force, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, talking during class is a gateway to lifelong drug addiction, and every workday begins with group therapy. Crime is almost non-existent. Eshallia's national animal is the Cats, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Eshallia is ranked 236,461^st in the world and 137^th in Lands End for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 158.67 on the Gilded Widget Scale.