The Եադյրա՟դյշի Պևօդշօդեվա՟դա of Deims Kir is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by La majstro with an even hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed population of 11.729 billion Կիվիռա՟վը enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ի՟մաց֊Մա՟ռօդշօդե. The average income tax rate is 91.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Կիվիռա՟վ economy, worth a remarkable 3,151 trillion Gold Bar Sūls a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 268,726 Gold Bar Sūls, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Thrift shops are closing their doors, the prevalence of circular logic frequently renders parliamentary observers dizzy, rare art has become a significant factor in negotiating all foreign trade agreements, and the national colors help to make everyone look slimmer. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Deims Kir's national animal is the Animals, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Վա՟խյշե՟ևիձա՟մա.

Deims Kir is ranked 289,938^th in the world and 171^st in Lands End for Most Primitive, scoring -641.7 on the Scary Big Number Scale.