The Kingdom of Firenation91 is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Hades with an iron fist, and notable for its aversion to nipples, anti-smoking policies, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 10.902 billion Firenation91ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hell central. The average income tax rate is 90.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Firenation91ian economy, worth a remarkable 3,146 trillion pounds a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 288,655 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The military perceives nations hit by natural disasters as "easy pickings", the fate of the world literally rests on Hades's fingers, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky, and in a fit of passion Hades has shredded thirty years' worth of petitions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Firenation91's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is fire worshiper's.

Firenation91 is ranked 3,270^th in the world and 42^nd in The East Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 281.67 kickbacks per hour.