The Floofy Socialist Monarchy of Floofybit is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Bit Foxling with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program, triple-decker prams, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.743 billion Floofs are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Foxlington. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The all-consuming Floofy economy, worth 960 trillion ф Floofybitcoins a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 142,498 ф Floofybitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The jackhammer is considered a tool of artistic criticism, organ donation is compulsory, a soldier's body is a temple, and atheists on vacation find Floofism's scriptures make useful doorstops. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Floofybit's national animal is the Foxlington Terrier, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Floofism.

Floofybit is ranked 34,711^th in the world and 53^rd in Conch Kingdom for Most Corrupt Governments, with 62.78 kickbacks per hour.