The Kingdom of Franceie is a massive, safe nation, ruled by King Francis II with a fair hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-working, democratic population of 2.704 billion Frenches hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paris. The average income tax rate is 34.3%.

The all-consuming Franceiean economy, worth 303 trillion Francs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 112,110 Francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities, blackface performers claim they are being deliberately ironic, whales in captivity live in little more than glorified goldfish bowls, and whenever pilots have to bail out the government bails out their company. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Franceie's national animal is the gallic rooster, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Franceie is ranked 199,348^th in the world and 283^rd in United Kingdom for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -3.16 on the Clooney Contribution Index.