The United States of Habiban is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its compulsory military service, infamous sell-swords, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed population of 243 million Habibanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 12.3%.

The Habibanian economy, worth 12.9 trillion Habibucks a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 52,959 Habibucks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

The sanitised and dull music festivals of Habiban are famed for their reasonable volume levels, NPCs in MMORPGs regularly interrupt cutscenes with OOC reminders that they aren't real people, anything is permissible when wearing latex gloves, and Leader spends weekends doing the laundry of foreign leaders. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. Habiban's national animal is the Monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Habiban is ranked 75,050^th in the world and 1,750^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 3,064.64 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.