The Protectorate of Llanfyrhall is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 554 million Llanfyrhallians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Galaidolen. The average income tax rate is 56.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Llanfyrhallian economy, worth 73.3 trillion firas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 132,303 firas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The constant playing of Merry Birthday on Llanfyrhallian radio has led to calls for the song to be classified as a crime against humanity, evasive politicians don't fail to strongly commit to not committing to a course of non-inaction, colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great Llanfyrhallian Liberator", and scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Llanfyrhall's national animal is the fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Llanfyrhall is ranked 40,241^st in the world and 960^th in the Rejected Realms for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 57,552.08 Standard Monetary Units.