The Unforgiving Cold of Arctic Lands is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Andrey Bunkernyy with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, digital currency, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 1.988 billion Arctisans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moscow. The average income tax rate is 96.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Arctisian economy, worth 351 trillion labor vouchers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 176,679 labor vouchers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's a hole in the heart of every Arctisian city, the nation has nearly as many history museums as Arctisans, politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech, and the government prides itself on being smug and condescending to idiots. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Arctic Lands's national animal is the Double-headed Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Luxizism.

Arctic Lands is ranked 15,302^nd in the world and 340^th in the Rejected Realms for Nicest Citizens, with 26.14 average smiles per day.