The Armed Republic of Hyenaton is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, ubiquitous missile silos, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, cheerful population of 10.164 billion Hyenatonians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hyenaton City. The average income tax rate is 99.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Hyenatonian economy, worth a remarkable 2,518 trillion Yeen Beans a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 247,817 Yeen Beans, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All new "spies" are fifteen-year-old acne-ridden kids on computers, cheese has become the new icon of political dissent, access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery, and only adults may purchase violent video games. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hyenaton's national animal is the Hyena, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Hyenaton is ranked 1,011^th in the world and 21^st in The East Pacific for Safest, scoring 165.11 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.