The Federal Republic of Illiryja is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Mirsad Salihović with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 2.847 billion Illiryjans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Podgorica. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Illiryjan economy, worth 345 trillion Illiryjan dinars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 121,426 Illiryjan dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mirsad Salihović is called 'Patches' at international summits, skateparks can be found in every city, Mirsad Salihović's relatives have been married into the royal families of foreign nations against their will, and travelers are subject to extensive searches if beet stains are visible on their clothing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Illiryja's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Islam.

Illiryja is ranked 8,423^rd in the world and 480^th in Lazarus for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 12,087.83 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.