Population | 2.866 billion |
Capital | Podgorica |
Leader | Mirsad Salihović |
Faith | Islam |
Currency | Illiryjan dinar |
Animal | Wolf |
The Federal Republic of Illiryja is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Mirsad Salihović with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical population of 2.866 billion Illiryjans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Podgorica. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Illiryjan economy, worth 348 trillion Illiryjan dinars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 121,426 Illiryjan dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Mirsad Salihović is called 'Patches' at international summits, skateparks can be found in every city, Mirsad Salihović's relatives have been married into the royal families of foreign nations against their will, and travelers are subject to extensive searches if beet stains are visible on their clothing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Illiryja's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Islam.
Illiryja is ranked 278,856th in the world and 10,555th in Lazarus for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -11.14 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Illiryja's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Illiryja was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending and the Top 5% for Most Pacifist, Most Compassionate Citizens, Most Developed, and Lowest Crime Rates.
- : Illiryja's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Illiryja was refounded in Lazarus.
- : Illiryja ceased to exist in The Communist Bloc.
- : Illiryja was endorsed by The United Socialist States of Trimaros.
- : Illiryja was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Illiryja was endorsed by The Free Soviet Tribal Councils of Krajzovda.
- : Illiryja was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Income Equality.
- : Illiryja was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Patriotic.