The Republic of Kuberistan is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Jack Kuberk with an even hand, and remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 2.258 billion Kuberistanians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jackopolis. The average income tax rate is 60.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Kuberistanian economy, worth 118 trillion Kuberistanian Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 52,391 Kuberistanian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The police go to great efforts to seize contraband favored by politicians on the police oversight committee, Kuberistanian watches list strained wrists as a common side effect, the government is financing an extremely costly war against malaria, and visitors often mistake the toiletplex at music festivals for the main stage. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kuberistan's national animal is the Bison, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kuberistan is ranked 43,239^th in the world and 972^nd in The East Pacific for Safest, scoring 104.85 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.