The Kingdom of Leonaru is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Captain-General Edgar Suffolk with an even hand, and notable for its ban on automobiles, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and smutty television. The compassionate population of 4.346 billion Leonaruans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hanover. The average income tax rate is 93.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Leonaruan economy, worth 623 trillion marks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 143,483 marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Birth rates have hit an all-time low, space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down, a cat may look at a king and a dude can look at an ass, and the slowest students feel vaguely targeted by their Mendelian Inheritance coursework. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Leonaru's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Leonaru is ranked 73,407^th in the world and 1,264^th in The East Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 23.68 kickbacks per hour.