The Democratic Republic of Lytiga is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its pith helmet sales, ubiquitous missile silos, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, devout population of 223 million Lytigans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Spirituality, and Industry are also considered important. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 27.8%.

The very strong Lytigan economy, worth 17.8 trillion Deneroes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 79,849 Deneroes, with the richest citizens earning 8.7 times as much as the poorest.

Fur coats have become the latest fashion trend, doctors are trying to diagnose diseases by looking at their patients' Snipchat pictures, movie references are legally admissible in court, and commuters and their desktops both bemoan their hard drives. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lytiga's national animal is the Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Lytiga is ranked 165,503^rd in the world and 237^th in The League for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 77.27 on the Clooney Contribution Index.