The Kingdom of Exitodia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Neo Victor II with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.952 billion Exitodians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Desertia🏜️. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.2%.

The thriving Exitodian economy, worth 146 trillion Exidollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 74,899 Exidollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

People boast about their low income on their dating profiles, typing Neo Victor II's name into a search engine always gives zero matches, Neo Victor II is worshipped as a god, and traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Exitodia's national animal is the Sheep, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is 💡Nelistian💡.

Exitodia is ranked 181,557^th in the world and 225^th in The League for Most Primitive, scoring -71.41 on the Scary Big Number Scale.