The Armed Republic of Narinoland is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Latorre with a fair hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, complete absence of social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 14.442 billion narineans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mussa. The average income tax rate is 75.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient narinean economy, worth a remarkable 1,567 trillion Maccas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 108,506 Maccas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

In a baffling press conference Latorre proudly dismantled a broken door, inter-species marriages are ignored by the government, ministers browse Alright! magazine for fashion tips, and babies are a small but significant export. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Narinoland's national animal is the goat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Narinoland is ranked 46,270^th in the world and 1,036^th in The East Pacific for Safest, scoring 104.04 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.