The Federal Republic of Palorki is a small, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its national health service, state-planned economy, and compulsory military service. The democratic population of 45 million Palorkians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 46.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Palorkian economy, worth 1.49 trillion Droomas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 33,046 Droomas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

More money is spent on policing the welfare system for abuse than on the welfare system itself, school lessons are constantly interrupted by 'teacher needs a break' time, the Drooma is worth its weight in gold, and the importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Palorki's national animal is the Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Palorki is ranked 268,387^th in the world and 780^th in 10000 Islands for Largest Populations, with 45.0 million capita.