The New Red Empire of Creberg is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Ivan Vladislav II with an iron fist, and renowned for its national health service, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.499 billion bergians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of new Святлоно. The average income tax rate is 79.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient bergian economy, worth 249 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 166,497 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Convicted criminals are given free limo rides to jail, children must be board certified to append "Jr" to their name, betting pennies on games of Go Fish is considered deviant, and declaring that "some kids are just born evil" is not endearing Ivan Vladislav II to progressive thinkers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Creberg's national animal is the Two Headed Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Islam.

Creberg is ranked 6,158^th in the world and 90^th in 10000 Islands for Lowest Crime Rates, with 111.71 law-abiding acts per hour.