The Lost Paradise of Grimmywelsh is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Grimtooth with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, absence of drug laws, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 25.575 billion Grimmywelshians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grim City. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Grimmywelshian economy, worth a remarkable 4,491 trillion Faloons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 175,636 Faloons, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The recital of citations that follows any political speech can be longer than the speech itself, decongestants have replaced Faloons in street transactions, bins outnumber trees in city parks, and the nation faces constant invasions by foreign boy bands. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Grimmywelsh's national animal is the Lemonfly, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Grimmywelsh is ranked 5,617^th in the world and 82^nd in 10000 Islands for Lowest Crime Rates, with 113.88 law-abiding acts per hour.