The Commonwealth of Penge is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Prime Minister with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, devout population of 8.875 billion Pengians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government prioritizes Healthcare, with Education, Defense, and Law & Order also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Penge. The average income tax rate is 71.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Pengean economy, worth 499 trillion Pounds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 56,298 Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Employees who skip lunch to avoid sub-par cafeteria food risk getting fired, monocled merchants with funny accents are applying for Pengean citizenship in droves, all footpaths have tollbooths, and movie references are legally admissible in court. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Penge's national animal is the Unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Penge is ranked 84,067^th in the world and 163^rd in United Kingdom for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 330.37 on the Clooney Contribution Index.