The Uranium Loving Nation of Quesbia is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Wilhelm Vulfgan with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, fear of technology, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.516 billion Quesbis are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ceasbon. The average income tax rate is 38.7%.

The thriving Quesbian economy, worth 211 trillion zuriqs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 83,917 zuriqs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

A generation of children conceived in hell and born in strife is growing up inside government-run care villages, bruised children are made to thank their bullies for the valuable life lessons, it is illegal to comfort a crying baby between the hours of 6 pm and 8 pm, and the populace lives in fear of painful execution for minor offences. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Quesbia's national animal is the Frog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Quesbia is ranked 93,804^th in the world and 2,367^th in the Rejected Realms for Lowest Crime Rates, with 66.66 law-abiding acts per hour.