The 🐹Hamster🐹 of Europeasia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Fee with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, avowedly heterosexual populace, and ritual sacrifices. The democratic, devout population of 1.975 billion Europeasians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Bozarkia City. The average income tax rate is 37.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Europeasian economy, worth 153 trillion Europeasian Hammies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 77,742 Europeasian Hammies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Military funding has been stripped back, politicians accost strangers in the street to ask their problems, you can't put down the nation's attitude to pet health, and the government sends submarines to retrieve bodies from shipwrecked submarines. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Europeasia's national animal is the Hamster and its national religion is Christian Orthodoxy.

Europeasia is ranked 42,470^th in the world and 938^th in the Rejected Realms for Nicest Citizens, with 17.36 average smiles per day.