The Dictatorship of Rovonia is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Lorna Kuusekraater with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, punitive income tax rates, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.892 billion Rovonians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Tallinn. The average income tax rate is 59.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Rovonian economy, worth 268 trillion Rovonian kroons a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 92,773 Rovonian kroons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

The navy's new flotilla is gonna be a thrilla, sly spies try to rely on national allies so that they don't die, a burger chain recently changed its name to Mack Donaldz for legal reasons, and bored sailors desperately hope that someone will shoot at them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rovonia's national animal is the Brown bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

Rovonia is ranked 158,600^th in the world and 8,445^th in Lazarus for Most Valuable International Artwork, with zero Bank.