The Allied Kingdom of Oppalli is a massive, safe nation, ruled by King McGregor I with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 3.011 billion Oppallians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ihaj. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Oppallian economy, worth 521 trillion Roylands a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 173,087 Roylands, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's often a little nagging voice suggesting that parents aren't keeping their kids safe, nuclear warheads are frequently launched into space as a warning to invading meteoroids, family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries, and the most penniless demographics have by far the highest number of researchers per capita. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oppalli's national animal is the Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Oppalli is ranked 280,390^th in the world and 10,689^th in Lazarus for Most Primitive, scoring -340.39 on the Scary Big Number Scale.