Population | 24.236 billion |
Capital | Ys |
Leader | The Council of Sciencemasters |
Currency | VHS |
Animal | Slimy Thing |
The Chronosynclastic Infundibulm of Sadakoyama is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Council of Sciencemasters with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, anti-smoking policies, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 24.236 billion Sadakhan are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Law & Order aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ys. The average income tax rate is 80.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Sadakhan economy, worth a remarkable 2,642 trillion VHS a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 109,011 VHS, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Out-of-work actors say they can't complain, parents dread their examinations more than their children, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome, and The Council of Sciencemasters's office has a newly installed Max-Man arcade game programmed by a 5th-grader. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Sadakoyama's national animal is the Slimy Thing, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Sadakoyama is ranked 235,835th in the world and 8,851st in Osiris for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 21,257.33 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Sadakoyama, The Council of Sciencemasters's office has a newly installed Max-Man arcade game programmed by a 5th-grader.
- : Following new legislation in Sadakoyama, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome.
- : Sadakoyama was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes, Most Patriotic, Most Influential, Highest Crime Rates, and Most Scientifically Advanced.
- : Following new legislation in Sadakoyama, parents dread their examinations more than their children.
- : Sadakoyama was endorsed by The Mega-Lyceum of Kharostia.
- : Following new legislation in Sadakoyama, out-of-work actors say they can't complain.
- : Following new legislation in Sadakoyama, families returning from international vacations are unable to get their children back into the country.
- : Following new legislation in Sadakoyama, preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance.
- : Following new legislation in Sadakoyama, suit-clad businessmen have been taking advantage of the relaxed welfare qualifications by shopping with food stamps.
- : Following new legislation in Sadakoyama, even secular Sadakhan are shouting "Blessed are the cheesemakers!".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 10 » Tethys 13, Dragonian Alliance, Arkadia Universalis, Aqual, Infinitedeathville, The Coarsal Pirates, Elthalion, Cretanja, Holmica, and Kharostia.