The Chronosynclastic Infundibulm of Sadakoyama is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by The Council of Sciencemasters with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 24.322 billion Sadakhan enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and Law & Order aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ys. The average income tax rate is 81.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sadakhan economy, worth a remarkable 2,653 trillion VHS a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 109,093 VHS, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in The Council of Sciencemasters's bedroom, people faint regularly as they get stuck with compulsory vaccinations, and janitors and factory workers are often better educated than the bosses they work for. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Sadakoyama's national animal is the Slimy Thing, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sadakoyama is ranked 276,470^th in the world and 9,986^th in Osiris for Safest, scoring 6.43 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.