The Nomadic Peoples of Sllonsonnopia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Georgina Avyniw with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, free-roaming dinosaurs, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, hard-working population of 10.185 billion Sllonsonnopians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Korbhezi. The average income tax rate is 74.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Sllonsonnopian economy, worth a remarkable 1,650 trillion Sabs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 162,073 Sabs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

No one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed, senior literature classes are left analysing why Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm is so darn sunny, lobotomised jaywalkers can barely ambulate let alone repeat their offences, and libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sllonsonnopia's national animal is the tortoise, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Oropji.

Sllonsonnopia is ranked 6,585^th in the world and 8^th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Highest Food Quality, scoring 188.85 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.