The Théodoriste Kingdom of Non-French is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by His Holiness King Théodore l'immortel with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avant-garde cinema, otherworldly petting zoo, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.224 billion Non-Frenchians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Negaris. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 74.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Non-Frenchian economy, worth 568 trillion Theodies a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Tourism. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 134,527 Theodies, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 598,660 per year while the poor average 18,814, a ratio of 31.8 to 1.

Advertisers scramble to sponsor the broadcast of His Holiness King Théodore l'immortel's most personal functions, video evidence of cruel animal experiments tends to be of poor quality, homeless people can be found sleeping on streets in front of unoccupied second homes, and the government says that Possession is nine-tenths of the Lore. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Non-French's national animal is the Flightless Cock, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Théodorisme.

Non-French is ranked 225,097^th in the world and 179^th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -3.57 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.