Population | 9.853 billion |
Capital | Telmania |
Leader | Collin Aldridge |
Currency | Yeetusan Credit |
Animal | Yeetusa Crocodile |
The Democratic Republic of The Yeetusa is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Collin Aldridge with an iron fist, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, infamous sell-swords, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 9.853 billion Yeetusans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Industry, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Telmania. The average income tax rate is 91.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Yeetusan economy, worth a remarkable 2,946 trillion Yeetusan Credits a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 299,037 Yeetusan Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.
Country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized, the nation's government buildings are remarkable for being ugly concrete boxes, chain-gangs are often seen toting barges and lifting bales, and adverts proclaim it has to be healthy if the Mornay uses hand-grated Gallopavian Gruyère. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Yeetusa's national animal is the Yeetusa Crocodile, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.
The Yeetusa is ranked 169,762nd in the world and 135th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 996.44 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Yeetusa was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Avoided, Most Influential, and Largest Black Market and the Top 5% for Most Patriotic and Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : The Yeetusa was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : The Yeetusa endorsed The Authoritarian Theocracy of Talilon.
- : The Yeetusa was endorsed by The Authoritarian Theocracy of Talilon.
- : The Yeetusa was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Daulmark.
- : The Yeetusa endorsed The Absolute Monarchy of United Soviet Socialist Confederacy.
- : The Yeetusa endorsed The Protectorate of Greater Esha.
- : The Yeetusa endorsed The Authoritarian Theocracy of Talilon.
- : The Yeetusa endorsed The Reich of the People of Thorstonia.
- : The Yeetusa endorsed The Regent Republic of Silver Imperial Utopia.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 35 » Sagrea, Andoros, Heltan, The Very Dark Place, Meridis, Johill, The Dixie Confederate Union, Sllonsonnopia, Tertania, Vicotis Kor, New England INC, Panthera Order, Khaled Music, East Amen Zamend, Volpi Apostati, Marthuania, Sparkvernia, Mercanta, Victorious Friesland, Shiya, Flurp Flurp Land, ShrewLlamaLand, Non-French, Corpala, Hunem, Grand Principality of Sissania, Bourgeoiss, Greater Isperia, Draznia, Jocospor, Thorstonia, Merconia, Petroli, Daulmark, and Talilon.