The Holy Land of Slobodovia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Slobodovan III with an iron fist, and renowned for its triple-decker prams, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 10.73 billion Slobodovians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beogradia. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Slobodovian economy, worth a remarkable 2,103 trillion Bilars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 196,058 Bilars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crimes are difficult to stop as most of the police force is stuck in traffic, loudmouthed journalists are given the chop, the nation's counterintelligence budget is all up in the air, and an internet search for the word "bland" produces pictures of Slobodovan III. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slobodovia's national animal is the Crow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

Slobodovia is ranked 87,947^th in the world and 65^th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Highest Food Quality, scoring 25.42 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.