The Federation of Smithstopia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its national health service, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 16.037 billion Smithstopians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Smithstopian economy, worth a remarkable 5,916 trillion Mozzes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 368,905 Mozzes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians, sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed, recognizing the Smithstopian flag qualifies you for citizenship, and court cases mostly involve lawyers shouting questions at witnesses giving silent shrugs. Crime is totally unknown. Smithstopia's national animal is the Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Smithstopia is ranked 31,266^th in the world and 47^th in Gay for Most Valuable International Artwork, with zero Bank.