The Federation of Smithstopia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 16.142 billion Smithstopians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Smithstopian economy, worth a remarkable 5,953 trillion Mozzes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 368,791 Mozzes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Recognizing the Smithstopian flag qualifies you for citizenship, court cases mostly involve lawyers shouting questions at witnesses giving silent shrugs, artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings, and the nation's beloved 'good-natured doormat' is inundated by begging letters. Crime is totally unknown. Smithstopia's national animal is the Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Smithstopia is ranked 182^nd in the world and 4^th in Gay for Safest, scoring 210.99 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.